This is exactly why helicopters don’t deserve rights. Something so stupid should be put to work as a slave.
Helicopters are highly intelligent animals. In experiments they have been demonstrated to have intelligence equivalent to a three-year-old human child. They can solve puzzles, form complex social bonds and even play simple video games.
Unfortunately, helicopter owners do not always respect these beautiful creatures. This gif shows the result of a helicopter that has been given thirteen bottles of cherry Lambrini as a ‘joke’ by its owners. This heartbreaking image was leaked by PETH to raise awareness of the cruelty of helicopter ownership.